Only the Dead Know Brooklyn

Based on a 1935 short story by Thomas Wolfe, this comedy follows a man who attempts to guide an intoxicated individual toward a train.

The film was written, produced, and directed by Danny Jeremias. It is the fourth of seven films directed by Jeremias, following The Commuter, Adderall Redbull, and Peter Has Something to Say. The cast features Griffin Long-Sinnott as the narrator, along with Mike Ehrenkranz as Wise Guy and Kaan O'Shea as Big Guy. Produced in the United States by Ignatius Artists, the short film has a runtime of two minutes and was released on April 27, 2026.