We Want the Virus

Two aspiring actors and long-term friends wake up after a night of heavy drinking to find they have successfully raised 22 thousand dollars. The money was collected under the false pretense that they had contracted the coronavirus. To keep the funds, the pair must now find a way to actually become infected with the virus.

This American comedy was directed by Paul Santoli, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Daniel Gualajara. Santoli appears in the lead role as Adam, starring alongside Cody Schultz as Greg. The supporting cast includes Amy Lyndon, Elisabeth Montanaro, Sam Naismith, and Carson Polish, with a total of 20 credited performers. The film was produced by A 516 Productions, DOTBLK, and Tiny Bot Entertainment. It has a runtime of 82 minutes and was released on March 7, 2026.