The Cauliflower of Destiny

Name: The Cauliflower of Destiny
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Released: 2026-09-21
Duration: 1 h 17 min
Cast: Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz, Pola Król, Adam Woronowicz

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Timing: 1:17 (77 min)

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Release date

2026-09-21

Country

Poland

Production

Bahama Films

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Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

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Director

Anna Urbańczyk

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Maja Michnacka, Gabriela Muskała, Sebastian Stankiewicz, Pola Król, Adam Woronowicz, Mikołaj Kubacki, Grzegorz Przybył, Karol Bernacki, Pitry Pitry
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Wiktor Piątkowski, Wojciech Stuchlik

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Grzegorz Hartfiel

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Olga Bejm
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Short description

Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.