Garchaster's Cornblade

A girl from a star planet travels to an oven on Earth after seeing a casting call. Her goal is to enter a VHS tape so she can inhale herself through combustion. The story involves cryogenic cowboys and a home planet filled with trash carnivals, while various creatures like the Carpet Muckers and Garbites interact in a surreal environment.

Kasper Meltedhair wrote, produced, and directed the film. Lyndsie Jane Earle stars as Stone, with Meltedhair appearing as Tarsia. The cast includes Donald Farmer, Carrie Phillips, Andy Heck Boyd, and Brewce Longo, who plays multiple roles including Rotirat and the voice of a Garbite. In total, 34 actors are credited in the production. The movie has a runtime of 109 minutes and was released on August 16, 2026.